
Informative Caption tells me, "Taye Diggs and Kristen Bell attends the 2017 #DrinkGoodDoGood Campaign Launch." Sigh. I know Drink Well Do Good is not as catchy, but... anyway, these two make produce seem very charming and worth hoisting.

"Here, Kristen, SHOVE THE WATERMELON IN HIS FACE, it'll be MORE EPIC."

This posture suggests that Kristen is having large-scale regrets about this dress, which IS truly unflattering. It looks like a Project Runway Hospital Scrubs Challenge.

"Ha ha ha, beet this, Taye. BEET IT."

"I carrot beet that, Kristen. I just carrot."

THIS SELFIE WAS NOT HASHTAGGED. WHY GOD.
