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# IT'S HOT
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-hot-07-2017/
- Published: 2017-07-10T21:00:12.000Z
- Updated: 2017-07-11T20:11:58.000Z
- Description: At least in this hemisphere. Help us help ourselves!
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Featured, Your Afternoon Chat, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

I am, to quote a very famous witch, melting. And as we here in this hemisphere head into the depths of summer and I continue to live in a cute apartment that lacks central air, I beg of you: Bring me your favorite Heat Hacks. Your "I keep my moisturizers in the fridge," your "I sit in my bathtub all day, but I fill it with ICE first," your "I got a job at a movie theatre out of A/C-related desperation," your "I postponed breaking up with someone because he had air conditioning." Personally, my own most desperate *yet effective* trick is to put a damp towel on my bed and then lie on it with the fan directed RIGHT AT ME. Is it glamorous? No. But it gets the job done. Your turn!