52254537 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Hailee Steinfeld FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Popstar Hailee makes me gnash my teeth like no other. WHYYYY is she dressed like a present wrapped by a Kardashian?
Rita Ora in Marc Jacobs
52254563 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Rita Ora FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Well, congrats, Rita. I had no IDEA you were the assistant scout leader for Gwen Stefani's troop of Tudor-themed campers.
DNCE
52248646 Celebrities attend Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola on December 4, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. Celebrities attend Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola on December 4, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. Pictured: DNCE, Joe Jonas FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
And these four continue to look like people you made on The Sims. (I enjoy imagining that the dude on the right is only semi-secretly pinching Joe Jonas's bum.)
DNCE
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 12: Joe Jonas of DNCE performs in the audience during Hot 99.5's Jingle Ball 2016 at Verizon Center on December 12, 2016 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Tasos Katopodis/Getty Images for iHeart)
That's EXACTLY the way Abraham Lincoln asked that we honor his legacy.
Justin Bieber
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: Musician Justin Bieber performs onstage during Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York, New York. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for iHeart)
"No, THIS big. FULLY this big. I NEED the three-foot crotch on these shorts, man! Like MEDICALLY!"
Tinashe
52254571 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Tinashe FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
I assume Tinashe immediately burned this after accidentally demi-twinning with Biebs.
The next slide LOOKS more Not Safe For Work than it is, but tread carefully here or scoot two past...
Tove Lo
PHILADELPHIA, PA - DECEMBER 07: Tove Lo performs on stage during Q102's Jingle Ball 2016 on December 7, 2016 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for iHeart )
I don't even know. It looks like a turtle is crawling over her nipple patch?
Sarah Jessica Parker
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: Sarah Jessica Parker speaks onstage during Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York, New York. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images for iHeart)
EVEN SJP was not immune to the sheers. GAH.
Ellie Goulding
52248649 Celebrities attend Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola on December 4, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. Celebrities attend Capital's Jingle Bell Ball with Coca-Cola on December 4, 2016 in London, United Kingdom. Pictured: Ellie Goulding FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
This is much better on her than it has a right to be.
Ellie Goulding
52254528 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Ellie Goulding FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Sure, fine, I'll take it.
Ellie Goulding
WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 12: Ellie Goulding attends Hot 99.5's Jingle Ball 2016 at Verizon Center on December 12, 2016 in Washington, DC. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/Getty Images for iHeart)
I'm with her still...
Ellie Goulding
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: Recording artist Ellie Goulding performs onstage during Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York, New York. (Photo by Mike Coppola/Getty Images for iHeart)
... and that jacket is good. Damn, y'all. Has Ellie Goulding won her very first slideshow ever?
Laura Marano
NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 09: Music artist Laura Marano attends Z100 & Coca-Cola All Access Lounge at Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 Presented by Capital One pre-show at Hammerstein Ballroom on December 9, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Rob Kim/Getty Images for iHeart)
Oh dear God. Whoever is trying to convince Laura Marano (sister of Vanessa from Switched At Birth/Gilmore Girls, actress/singer in her own right) that this should be her personal style should be REMOVED FROM THAT JOB.
Laura Marano
52254548 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Laura Marano FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
She is signed to Taylor Swift's record label, and I genuinely think she might be wearing Taylor Swift's pants.
Ryan Seacrest
52254567 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Ryan Seacrest FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Every guy I knew in high school had this jean jacket. Or so it feels. Basically, the jacket with the tan collar is a real throwback for me.
Selenis Leyva
52254569 Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Celebrities attend Z100's Jingle Ball 2016 at Madison Square Garden on December 9, 2016 in New York City Pictured: Selenis Leyva FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Well. I have a lot of notes, but now I just miss 1980s Whitney Houston.
Alessia Cara
52256373 Celebrities attend the Jingle Ball in Washington DC on December 12, 2016. Celebrities attend the Jingle Ball in Washington DC on December 12, 2016. Pictured: Alessia Cara FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
She has a great voice. I'm endlessly entertained by the fact that she refuses to fancy up any more than this at most events. Possibly all events. It's almost the opposite of Lady Gaga, who buried all her talent under theatrics; Alessis seems to be like, "Listen, I'm good, so just deal with my chill."
