
This says, "Screw it. I just had a baby. I'm wearing jeans and t-shirt." Except, naturally, Marion Cotillard's version of "jeans and a t-shirt" is a gigantic cotton caftan and jeans made of the butchered remains of other jeans.

Yes, that's what my face did too, Marian.

However, I have to say, this dress that looks like a giant lace-up boot is really awesome on her. I don't like the shoes, especially, but this shot really showcases why celebs go with platforms sometimes. The dress hangs absolutely flawlessly, without puddling on the ground, because she stuck that extra wedge under her toe. In that color, they at least don't yell at me the way they would if they were in black. Also, that's Charlotte Gainsbourg, looking all Klum leggy over there on the left.

Well, it looks... comfortable? I wholly reject the shoes, though. They're basically just soles with soft restraints.
