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# It's Wango Tango Time
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-wango-tango-time/
- Published: 2017-05-15T20:45:33.000Z
- Updated: 2017-05-15T21:04:25.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

## Katy Perry

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2017/05/gettyimages-682802286-1494868843.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Singer Katy Perry arrives at the 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Someone seems to have told Katy Perry that to pull off blonde hair, she needed to deepen her full-body spray tan. Otherwise, she is giving me the vibes of a... hmm. A European DJ and part-time unsuccessful Robyn impersonator. (Robyn would like that dress.)

## Noah Cyrus

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682755632-1494868715.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Noah Cyrus attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

And the winner of Dumbest Garment Today is Noah Cyrus. There is no reason to reinvent overalls.

## Halsey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682771724-1494868767.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Halsey attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Halsey has taken a break from pushing the limits of what a shirt is, and taken up pushing the limits of what pants are. Also, these make her look like she's wearing a codpiece.

## Sofia Carson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682760978-1494868739.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Sofia Carson attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

THIS is pushing the limit of what a shirt is, given that it is a tutu she hoiked up and pinned.

## Aaron Carter

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/BGUS_850245_013-1494868682.jpg)

BACKGRID USA 13 MAY 2017 Carson, CA - 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center. Pictured: Aaron Carter BYLINE MUST READ: MediaPunch / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\*

Aaron, clad in the tunic of his hemp-weaving commune, stared wistfully into middle distance and recalled simpler times when shirts were shirts and pants were pants and Backstreet was back and it was all right.

## Julia Michaels

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682760738-1494868726.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Julia Michaels attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Julia sings a song called "Issues" that keeps popping up on XM Radio, and which -- if I'm being honest -- I usually do not finish. All of this would make VERY sprightly lounging pajamas.

## SMG

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/BGUS_850245_023-1494868691.jpg)

BACKGRID USA 13 MAY 2017 Carson, CA - 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center. Pictured: Sarah Michelle Gellar BYLINE MUST READ: MediaPunch / BACKGRID USA: +1 310 798 9111 / usasales@backgrid.com UK: +44 208 344 2007 / uksales@backgrid.com \*UK Clients - Pictures Containing Children Please Pixelate Face Prior To Publication\*

At least SOMEONE here understands how to get dressed.

## Robyn Lively

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682793108-1494868823.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Robyn Lively attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I don't understand at all why Robyn Lively is present here, but her hair is always PERFECT TO BEHOLD and so behold it I will. It is what mine should look like, but doesn't.

## Camila Cabello

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682771326-1494868754.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Camila Cabello attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

She's the departed member of Fifth Harmony, going it alone. She looks fine, other than the overdone collar, but also vaguely like even SHE is not entirely sure who she is.

## Alessia Cara

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682786736-1494868810.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Alessia Cara attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

That sweatshirt makes me laugh so hard. You do you, Alessia Cara.

## Liam Payne

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682774896-1494868800.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Liam Payne attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I guess this is Liam Payne from One Direction, and this photo taught me that I had no idea which one Liam Payne was, and that he could've walked up to me and bitten my arm and said, "LIAM PAYNE WAS HERE," and I'd have been like, "Where? Also, piss off."

## Niall Horan

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682773742-1494868777.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Niall Horan attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

I DO recognize Niall, who seems to be inching toward a less dishevelled combination of Ed Sheeran and a Newsie.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682773804-1494868788.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Jiffpom (Jiff the Pomeranian) attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

And that's obviously Louis Tomlinson.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/05/GettyImages-682751198-1494868703.jpg)

CARSON, CA - MAY 13: Character from 'The Emoji Movie' attends 102.7 KIIS FM's 2017 Wango Tango at StubHub Center on May 13, 2017 in Carson, California. (Photo by Frazer Harrison/Getty Images)

Which must make this Harry Styles.

Sidebar: WHY IS AN EMOJI MOVIE HAPPENING. I hope they paid Patrick Stewart buckets of money to be the voice of the poop emoji. Barrels and barrels of what Jessica and I call F\*ck You money, where you take it and you are so rich that you can tell everyone else in the world to beat it if you want.

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