J.Law Hits A Downswing Again

J.Law in Dior

52258904 Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Pictured: Jennifer Lawrence FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

I also don't love the cream-on-white, or the fact that the bodice looks like the draping muslin. And I get that a heart decal is probably supposed to be a nice touch. But it sure as hell looks like she's got a MEGA-infected nipple piercing.

52258916 Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Pictured: Jennifer Lawrence, Chris Pratt FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

Also, yes, there's an element of pizza here. LIGHT pizza. Thin-crust. But sometimes that's the pizza I like least. At least the deeper dish crusts COMMIT to being pizza. Super thin crust is all, "Well, maybe I'm a cracker. I haven't decided yet." Further, WHY are they standing behind some asinine plexiglass poster? Y'all aren't getting enough Passengers branding on things?

52258819 Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Celebrities attend the Los Angeles premiere of 'Passengers' held at the Regency Village Theatre in Los Angeles California on December 14, 2016. Pictured: Jennifer Lawrence FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE

The buckles in the back might be the only part (besides her head) that I like.

52250054 Actress Jennifer Lawrence is spotted stepping out in New York City, New York on December 6, 2016. Jennifer has been busy as of late promoting her latest movie 'Passengers' all over the world. FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876

This, though, totally works for me. It's so cute. And not an oozing chest wound in sight. SOLD.