J.Lo and Vanessa Hudgens

"But also you really look like a 15-year old going to a school dance in 1993. You must seek to be more TIMELESS in your pinched discomfort."

'Despierta America' TV show, Miami, USA - 14 Dec 2018

"Yes, sometimes there are regrets. Sometimes my lungs get angry and my ribs bruise and I think WHERE IS MY CAFTAN."

"If I could change anything in the world, lovers, it would be to ask for world peace, and for a different dress right now, and also to meet a child who understands me so that I know I am the future."

"WHAAAAT THIS CHILD IS SUCH A SURPRISE!!!!! And in a copy of my dress, just the way I would always want it!"

"OK but you have work to do, lover. You have to be more MEAN with your chin. More JABBY. And narrow your eyes. No, not like that, like... listen, I am going to make you a class."

J Lo Meets Her Tiny Doppelganger

Sartorially, anyway.