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# J.Lo, Always On-Theme, Went Courthouse-Wedding White for "Marry Me"
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-lo-always-on-theme-went-courthouse-wedding-white-for-marry-me-02-2022/
- Published: 2022-02-09T20:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2022-02-09T20:22:55.000Z
- Description: Sadly, she and Ben didn't have an impromptu one. THAT WE KNOW OF.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:18

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Did you remember that J.Lo wrote a deeply sincere and cringey song about Ben back when they dated the first time? Taylor Swift has it right: Don't get achingly specific if you can help it, because love songs are like misguided tattoos, except that J.Lo can't paper over "Dear Ben" and pretend it always said "Dean Bench" and was about her favorite headmaster. Maybe she was determined to close this loop so that history would call her clairvoyant. Behold:

> *I love you, you're perfect* 
> *A manifestation of my dreams* 
> *You make my body feel* 
> *About a million different things* 
>  
> *I think God made you for me* 
> *A mix of passionate fidelities* 
> *Baby, you're so complete* 
> *I write this song to let you know* 
> *That you will always be to me* 
> *My lust, my love, my man, my child, my friend, and my king* 
>  
> *I love you, you're perfect* 
> *A manifestation of my dreams* 
> *You make my body feel* 
> *About a million different things* 
> *There's no way I'd leave you* 
> *It's just not a reality* 
> *Sometimes I feel like I'm* 
> *Living in a fantasy*

Is there anything LESS sexy than writing a song about how hot you are for your partner, and within it calling him "my child"? I think not.

###### \[Photos: John Salangsang/Shutterstock\]