Go Fug Yourself dot com Search posts, tags and authors
Jennifer Lopez attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

Oh, J.Lo. At least she didn't go SHEER, which would have been my first guess. I understand not wanting to go TOO hard on the styling because the dress is Sparkle City, but but her makeup is not. It's too wan. The dress means business, but her face means popcorn on the couch.

J.Lo in Tamara Ralph

Jennifer Lopez attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

"Lord, let me be the disco ball of my own life. And let Ben stay at home so that there is not a murder on the dance floor."

Jennifer Lopez attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

All the people grinning normally behind her, while she maintains her red-carpet savage face, really makes me laugh. This dress does not flatter this particular pose, though. You need to stand up straight in it, I think, rather than putting all the weight on one leg. And from this angle it also looks like it has a built-in knee brace.

Luciana and Matt

Luciana Damon and Matt Damon attend the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

Supposedly Jennifer and Matt were spotted having a very nice heart-to-heart. I hope that's true.

Bobby Cannavale

Bobby Cannavale attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

Glamour reports that lipreaders think she told Bobby that she has a bad picker. This is TRUE, but I don't know if I believe she said it in public? It's possible. I would be inclined to tell his hair my secrets, so maybe she did.

Jharrel Jerome

Jharrel Jerome attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

He was in Moonlight and When They See Us, and apparently does a phenomenal job in this. I'm excited for him. I feel like we're about to get some interesting suits.

Anthony Robles

Anthony Robles attends the Amazon MGM Studios UNSTOPPABLE World Premiere Gala Presentation at TIFF on Friday Sept 6, 2024 in Toronto Canada.

He is the real-life athlete whose story they're telling, and he's quite remarkable. And HIS suit is super. Let's hear it for an awards run so that we get him AND Jharrel in some saucy menswear.

J.Lo in Chloe

TORONTO, ONTARIO - SEPTEMBER 07: Jennifer Lopez attends the Road to the Golden Globes Party during the 2024 Toronto International Film Festival at Four Seasons Hotel Toronto on September 07, 2024 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images)

Chloe is not for me, generally, but Jennifer is not doing anything in her considerable power to help this have oomph. This says, "You want me to TWIRL through a MEADOW? Bullshit, I'm gonna stomp to a bodega for a tuna melt."

J.Lo Busts Out a Revenge Dress
In Toronto.

1 / 1

Open image in new tab