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# J.Lo Either Didn't Get The Memo, Or Wrote The Memo
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-lo-either-didnt-get-the-memo-or-wrote-the-memo-05-2018/
- Published: 2018-05-02T19:00:18.000Z
- Updated: 2018-05-02T06:11:47.000Z
- Description: It feels so right that she's the ONLY one not in black.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

NE-YO: What's up, Fug Nation! See my shirt? I AM IN YOU. Non-sexually.

J.LO: HOLA LOVERS. What, me, mischievous? Never! It is *pure coincidence* that I am the only person here wearing no black at all. It is not MY fault that you cannot look anywhere else but straight into my spots. Ne-Yo? NO-YO. Jenna Dewan? Jenna De-whaaaat. So silly. And Derek Hasselhough? Give me a break. I do not think even *he* believes that he is a real boy.

JENNA DEWAN: My friend texted me something that said, "Keep Calm And Carry On With Your Divorce Bra," so that's basically what I'm going.

DEREK HOUGH: TONIGHT, WE BOWL.

J.LO: I love it when a plan comes together, and when I say plan, I mean accident of the fates caused by a universe that knows only one love: LOPEZ.

###### \[Photo: Stewart Cook/REX/Shutterstock\]