
On the left, we have a December 2001 shot from the Gigli set -- so, they weren't together yet, I don't think, or at least not as far as anyone knows, but it's probably where all the seeds were planted. And on the right, a shot from their honeymoon in Paris. Anyone who lived through super low-rise jeans recalls the very specific way they cut across you and don't always QUITE get up over your hips.

Hers aren't as low now as they were on the left, which was summer 2003, but it's close. And the shoes are very reminiscent. This is all giving ME specific flashbacks to my Lucky brand button-fly jeans that had two buttons. Or the regular ones with like an inch-long zipper before the button came into play. We all... really tried things.

At least her blouse here is cute.

Moving on to other outfits! I enjoy that it looks like she's reaching for someone as she navigates the cobbled street in those heels. There's no way that isn't treacherous.

Ben's taken a lot of teasing for looking exhausted during this trip, but truly, jet lag is real and we can't all be J.Lo. I ALSO would have taken a nap on that boat.

Don't worry, he woke up. She again looks cute. I believe these last two frocks are Reformation. Two years ago, they were accused of having and fostering a racist work environment, and everyone wondered what the path forward looked like after the CEO's apology. Apparently, that path winds through Paris on J.Lo's back.

Ben also seems perfectly awake and happy here, as J.Lo swans around in a giant Lanz of Salzburg nightgown.

A simple shirt-dress and ballet flats is about the most relatable thing J.Lo has ever worn, truly. Well, maybe except for those Aughts pants. So many of us truly did walk a mile in those boot-cuts.
