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# J Lo Meets Her Tiny Doppelganger
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-lo-meets-her-tiny-doppelganger-12-2018/
- Published: 2018-12-17T20:00:05.000Z
- Updated: 2018-12-17T02:27:25.000Z
- Description: Sartorially, anyway.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:00

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"HOLA LOVER. Listen, Veronica. I know what you're thinking: 'Why would Jennifer pinch herself so hard with fabric so early in the morning? And why did I do it too?' The answer, Valerie, is that old saying, "'To err is human and to Lopez is divine.' I am the world's mentor and so of course you are going to absorb my energy. I am the diffuser of my own essential oils. As for the clothes, Vivian my lover, it is important to make mistakes and suffer a bit to remind yourself that you are ALIVE. To chafe is to FEEL. To pinch is to BREATHE. I need the world to know I am not perfect but yet I endure, and so *that* is why I cannot feel my boobs right now. Are yours numb yet, Vicky? They will be, or else you are doing it wrong."

###### \[Photos: Gustavo Caballero/South Beach \]