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# J.Lo's 50th Birthday Bash Was Sparkly
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-los-50th-birthday-bash-was-sparkly-07-2019/
- Published: 2019-07-25T18:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-25T17:32:18.000Z
- Description: I wish there had been a red carpet.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Featured, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07

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"HOLA LOVERS. Welcome to my golden birthday. I wore gold, I looked gold, I am gold. Some people say, 'You cannot spell 'gold' without 'old,' and to them I say, 'SHUT IT, MARK.' In the words of a life coach who has molded my soul: Ladies and gentlemen, I am Jennifer Lopez. I’m proud to say that I am 50 years old. I’m not one of those gals who’s afraid to tell her real age, and I like to kick!, stretch!, and KICK! I’m 50! 50 years old! 50 years old. Not afraid to hide my age. 50!

"Also, I am going to live to be 100, just because maybe then I will *finally* know what it feels like to look 45\. See you there. I will be in the diamond leotard."

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