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# J.Lo's Elle Cover
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-los-elle-cover/
- Published: 2021-01-21T15:45:45.000Z
- Updated: 2021-02-25T20:21:19.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/elm020121coverjlo_news-1610943004.jpg)

J.Lo looks great in this weirdo Fendi bodysuit, but the star of the show is her face -- for J.Lo Beauty sales reasons -- and they've done that great justice. Also, "Should You Be Able To Sue Your Husband's Mistress?" has a deliciously Tatler feel to it.

## Subscriber Cover

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121CoverJLo_Subs-1610943011.jpg)

If you get Elle in the mail, you're getting the moth-eaten underboob version.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121FOBEdLetter_001-logo-1610943018.jpg)

This is a woman who knows her angles.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_001-logo-1610943026.jpg)

That whole thing is D&G. I guess we're the only ones who care anymore about their unapologetic terribleness.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_002-logo-1610943034.jpg)

She talks about dousing her hair in olive oil as a kid. Do I need to try that? I mean, I don't expect results that look anything like hers -- that mane is styled and possibly enhanced -- but anecdotally, I'm just curious.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_003-logo-1610943042.jpg)

This actually DOES feel like a shampoo ad. Aren't they forever tugging on their ponytails in those ads, proving everything is strong and bouncy?

## in Dior

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_005-logo-1610943049.jpg)

This amuses me. It's VERY Mama Shai, Earth Mother.

## in Christopher John Rogers

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_012-logo-1610943064.jpg)

Someday, I want a magazine to do all their cover photos as short soap-opera scenes. This could have been one. Who is she waiting for, and to what ends? An affair, a confrontation, a secret wedding? Has she returned from the dead? ALL OF THE ABOVE?

## in Valentino

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/ELM020121WLCover_013-logo-1610943073.jpg)

And then after the confrontation is over, she leaves, with one last wistful look back. "I wish I hadn't cracked him over the head with that vase," she thinks. "I LIKED that vase."

[I've Decided I Can Never Have Too Much J.LoShe is Elle's other Feb 2021 cover star.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/elm020121coverjlo_news-1610943004.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-lo-got-elles-other-february-cover-01-2021/)