J.Lo looks great in this weirdo Fendi bodysuit, but the star of the show is her face -- for J.Lo Beauty sales reasons -- and they've done that great justice. Also, "Should You Be Able To Sue Your Husband's Mistress?" has a deliciously Tatler feel to it.
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If you get Elle in the mail, you're getting the moth-eaten underboob version.
This is a woman who knows her angles.
That whole thing is D&G. I guess we're the only ones who care anymore about their unapologetic terribleness.
She talks about dousing her hair in olive oil as a kid. Do I need to try that? I mean, I don't expect results that look anything like hers -- that mane is styled and possibly enhanced -- but anecdotally, I'm just curious.
This actually DOES feel like a shampoo ad. Aren't they forever tugging on their ponytails in those ads, proving everything is strong and bouncy?
in Dior
This amuses me. It's VERY Mama Shai, Earth Mother.
in Christopher John Rogers
Someday, I want a magazine to do all their cover photos as short soap-opera scenes. This could have been one. Who is she waiting for, and to what ends? An affair, a confrontation, a secret wedding? Has she returned from the dead? ALL OF THE ABOVE?
in Valentino
And then after the confrontation is over, she leaves, with one last wistful look back. "I wish I hadn't cracked him over the head with that vase," she thinks. "I LIKED that vase."