
"It's like I always say, lovers: Dance like no one is watching, because they are all too busy looking for the missing coffee filters."

"Where is Girl? You know the one -- she has brown hair and she is married to Channing Totem. Channing Taylor. Channing Tater! That is him. Who is she? Jeannie. Where is Jeannie?"

"Her name is Jenna? No, it s not. That is too close to Jennifer. She will be Jeannie. So welcome to season two, starring D.Ho, J.Lo, Ne-Yo, and Jeannie Potato."

Can we pause and discuss Jenna's outfit? The runway version had an overlay that I am rather missing right now. I wonder if J.Lo ran into her backstage and was like, "You missed the skin memo," and just ripped that sucker right off. Also: I am deleting and changing the next bit because when I was looking at pics from our provider last night, they had blotches on them, but now suddenly THEY AREN'T THERE so what I wrote makes no sense. I am guessing they were just pixelated weirdly -- and specifically -- and then downloaded clean but I didn't think to double-check that? I DON'T KNOW. So weird.
