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Julianne Moore in Schiaparelli

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 28: Julianne Moore attends the "Mary and George" UK Premiere at Banqueting House on February 28, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Karwai Tang/WireImage)

So, this totally did immediately remind me of all the posters for that execrable Johnny Depp/Gwyneth Paltrow movie Mortdecai, in which Depp wore a twirly mustache and all the actors on the posters held one up to their faces, too. It is deeply unfair to this dress to make that connection, but... here we are.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 28: Julianne Moore attends the "Mary and George" UK Premiere at Banqueting House on February 28, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/WireImage)

When you see it from side angles, you can tell how far away from her torso it actually is. Do you think that when she sits down, that part of the dress doesn't scrunch with her, so she ends up with her face behind it? Maybe they should have cut in eyeholes so it could double as a dramatic mask.

LONDON, ENGLAND - FEBRUARY 28: Julianne Moore attends the "Mary and George" UK Premiere at Banqueting House on February 28, 2024 in London, England. (Photo by Lia Toby/WireImage)

From here you can see there is a little shell behind it that ostensibly sits against her skin, so that SOMETHING is covering her. I still wonder if when she sits down, they rise up a little and become eyebrows.

Julianne Moore Brought Out a Sculptural Schiaparelli
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