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Jack Innanen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 18: Jack Innanen is seen at the South Street Seaport on August 18, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

I don't love this melange of colors together. The jacket and bag do NOT work with the white pants, and I also have a note that he needs to ZIP THE BAG if he's going to hold it like that. Before you know it, a script called UNTITLED CHRISTOPHER NOLAN EPIC is going to magically drop out in front of a cameraman!!!!

Jack Innanen

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 24: Jack Innanen is seen in Hudson Square on August 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

Better! Also...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 24: Jack Innanen is seen in Hudson Square on August 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

... look how robust that bag is. Imagine all the SECRETS it can fit. I enjoy men who get in on the purse action. Yes, okay, sometimes it's annoying -- every so often I go somewhere without mine, and it does feel freeing -- but most of the time it's so handy to have sunscreen and a water bottle and a book and a small emergency pharmacy and maybe backup shoes with me.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 24: Jack Innanen is seen in Midtown on August 24, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

Is this the same bag? It looks slightly smaller but also VERY similar. Maybe someone sent him the entire family of sizes.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - AUGUST 18: Jack Innanen is seen at the South Street Seaport on August 18, 2026 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/GC Images)

"Whaaat? Photographers appeared when I was inside this delightful bookstore? With these snazzy pink cuffs? Random!!!"

The Summer Doldrums Presents: Jack Innanen
Sigh.

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