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# Jackie Cruz Elicits Today's Third Trouser Lament
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jackie-cruz-elicits-todays-third-trouser-lament-07-2019/
- Published: 2019-07-25T19:00:57.000Z
- Updated: 2019-07-25T18:17:40.000Z
- Description: Woe.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:07, Jackie Cruz

This is very nearly so extremely cute. I love those stripes. They make me think of spearmint gum, which, if my TMJ allowed it, would be in my mouth right now. But the shorts are hurting the feeling of all two-legged garments everywhere. They look like she just took up her pajamas but kept the hem, and/or went to the tailor and said, "These, but make them BIKE SHORTS." Which would be a sentence possibly only Demi Moore has said before.

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