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SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Julia Roberts attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is such a normal outfit, and yet also totally unremarkable for a fashion show front row, that I have to think she was like, "That's a HARD PASS on anything but a simple wool coat. Thanks."

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Julia Roberts and Edward Enninful attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/WireImage)

You can see here that the shoulders are a BIT more unexpectedly rounded.

Jenna Lyons

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Jenna Lyons attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I understand that Jenna Lyons has an innate coolness to her, but even she cannot make this suit look like anything other than a prank.

Kristin Davis

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Kristin Davis attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

This is very... average. The color is just okay on her. The pants are VERY high-waisted and look like the journey from button to crotch is two miles, and they're so wrinkly.

Lena Mahfouf

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Léna Situations attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

I guess one way to deconstruct a jacket is just to make it look like you constructed it badly the first time.

Myha'la Herrold

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Myha'la Herrold attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

She has the aura of one who's doing penance.

Jack Harlow

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Jack Harlow attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

You know that scene in Men In Black, when they shoot Tony Shalhoub in the head and all it does is turn really tiny before slowly growing back to its regular size? That jacket makes Jack look like the same thing happened to him, but his regeneration stalled out too early.

Luka Sabbat

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Luka Sabbat attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

He should be wearing this barefoot on a yacht off the coast of Greece.

Aron Piper

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Aron Piper attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/WireImage)

He should be wearing this NOT AT ALL.

Kylie Jenner

SAINT-PAUL-DE-VENCE, FRANCE - JANUARY 29: Kylie Jenner attends the "Les Sculptures" Jacquemus' Fashion Show at Fondation Maeght on January 29, 2024 in Saint-Paul-De-Vence, France. (Photo by Arnold Jerocki/WireImage)

Meanwhile, Kylie looks shockingly bright and stylish, in something that is decidedly not batshit or weirdly proportioned. That is a WIN for her, for sure.

Jacquemus Lured JULIA!!! Out of Her Home
Or maybe it was Edward Enninful.

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