Kendall Jenner

The necklace here is a reference to Diana's choker in her Revenge Dress, and the puffball is, presumably, a nod to the wedding gown, though of course the Internet correctly noted that it looks like a diaper. All the stories are like, "Fans SLAM Kendall Jenner For..." and like, this is her job, please let's not blame her for some trifling dipshittery this tragic man made her wear. If she dons it for her grocery run, sure.

And yes, it looks even more asinine when she's on the concrete part of her journey.

Gigi Hadid

I'm sure it's just the angle, as Gigi is very professional, but her face really looks to me like she is just absolutely wilting inside over this nonsense.

"Le Chouchou" Jacquemus' Fashion Show : Runway At Chateau De Versailles

Monica Bellucci is my Anna Wintour proxy here. I just am dying to know what she's thinking, looking at that as she bobs along in a discount rowboat.

It's just so practical. The purse appearing to hang from a string because she can't actually release her arms is just... wow.

Do you want Kendall's puff in red? SURE YOU DO.

I loathe these shoes, also, which I did not want to forget to mention simply because I was blinded by all the other fug.

It's like the Seinfeld puffy shirt, reimagined as a coat.

Nope.

HARD PASS.

Still passing.

All the tutus look silly from all angles. Posh and Becks gazing up at this also make me laugh. You know Victoria had some THOUGHTS.

The sad thing is, people will wear this.

Lord. Those pants sincerely look like they have a bloomers-type silhouette lurking under there.

Those might actually BE bloomers.

This is practically regular!

The Diana link is a bit more clear on this one.

NO ONE IS WEARING A TUTU OVER PANTS. SURELY. No one who isn't a toddler, anyway.

Clutch that bag, son. Clutch it hard. It's not going to hide anything, but if it's the stress ball that gets you down the runway, do it.

Misery.

From some angles, the setting was picturesque. Honestly, for most of this, it could've been absolutely anywhere. They staged a show at Versailles and then made that fact largely irrelevant in the photos.

This poor girl was constantly reaching back to pull at something.

Here's a group shot. I would argue we don't even need ONE of these, much less three.

I have heaved so many sighs, I'm going to run low on oxygen.

That Jacquemus Show Was an Ode to Princess Diana?!?

Mmmkay.