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# Jane By Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jane-by-fug-07-2012/
- Published: 2012-07-30T18:00:58.000Z
- Updated: 2012-07-29T18:32:11.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

One of the beans just walked over and pointed and said, "What IS that?" And I explained it was a dress, and he said, "NO NO NO NO NO, I DON'T LIKE IT, I DON'T WANT IT." So true. And yes, he used verbal all-caps.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/07/149447161.jpg "Erica Dasher")](https://gofugyourself.com/jane-by-fug-07-2012/disney-abc-television-groups-2012-tca-summer-press-tour?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Let's be frank: I really hate it. And I think I might have hated it even if it were opaque, because the top looks like a giant pleated mustache. But we'll never know, because it's not opaque; it's transparent, of *course*, because that trend is going to stick around until it has milked me of any remaining creativity I have left and then danced on my grave (where it will place me because it is too hard to gloat-dance on an urn). Erica looks especially naked underneath this thing, because whatever glorified slip lurks under there is very tight and very flesh-toned and very questionable.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/07/149447162.jpg "Erica Dasher")](https://gofugyourself.com/jane-by-fug-07-2012/disney-abc-television-groups-2012-tca-summer-press-tour-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

Like, I am legitimately uncomfortable with this view. It feels terribly explicit --less ABC Family than ABC Porno Funeral. And while this would be a welcome and intriguing plot twist on her show, *Jane By Design* (which, yes, I still watch, although I stopped fugcapping it because it was lonely work), I don't know if it's the greatest idea to walk around at a party and evoke lady-crack, spankings, and grief.

\[Photo: Getty\]