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NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 20: Actress/singer Janelle Monae visits Build Presents to discuss the film "Hidden Figures" at AOL HQ on December 20, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/FilmMagic)

I mostly just want to know what came first: the googly eyes, the rings, the dress, or the nails. Also, is that a wig that she just spent 15 minutes decorating with sticky-backed peepers? Or can I just walk into my bathroom with a handful of those and reinvent myself?

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 20: Actress/singer Janelle Monae visits Build Presents to discuss the film "Hidden Figures" at AOL HQ on December 20, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/FilmMagic)

The dress is very cute. It also looks a bit like a hypnotic vortex that's about to spin, so maybe that ties into the eyes. Somehow. Like... she's about to make them all cross with her magic.

NEW YORK, NY - DECEMBER 20: Actress/singer Janelle Monae visits Build Presents to discuss the film "Hidden Figures" at AOL HQ on December 20, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Mireya Acierto/FilmMagic)

Weaponized footwear: YES.

THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON -- Episode 0595 -- Pictured: Musician Janelle MonĂ¡e arrives on December 20, 2016 -- (Photo by: Andrew Lipovsky/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank via Getty Images)

She switched into this for The Tonight Show -- so she kept the eyeball hair, re-used the shoes from the VMAs, and then jazzed it up with ruffles and stripes and diamonds, OH MY. I actually weirdly really like this on her, though; I'd ditch the sheer blouse and wear it in summertime, but for an outfit that crosses this many streams, it's surprisingly effective.

Janelle Monae Ogles Us Right Back
Or, Janelle Monaeye, if you will. [Photos: Getty]

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