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# Janelle Monae's Outfit Makes No Sense
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/janelle-monaes-outfit-makes-no-sense/
- Published: 2016-11-29T06:42:09.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-29T06:43:41.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:49

## Janelle Monae in Christian Siriano

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-626335548-1480398179.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Janelle Monae attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Matthew Eisman/Getty Images for IFP)

I am speechless. I mean, technically I guess I wasn't, because the intro to this post contained many words in a semi-intelligible order. But I'm OUT NOW. WORDY McWORDS.

## Janelle Monae

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-626335744-1480398231.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Janelle Monae attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Oh, and Reader, HAPPY HOLIDAYS. IT'S PANTS.

## Janelle Monae

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/FFN_GG_GOTHAM_ARR_11282016_52242714-1480398164.jpg)

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Hmm. "In the dark" does not improve this, either.

## Janelle Monae

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/11/gettyimages-626335632-1480398212.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Janelle Monae attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

Nor does cutting out the pants. Oh, man, and up close it just reveals all the textures, which are really violently wrestling with each other.

## Janelle Monae

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/11/GettyImages-626334796-1480398195.jpg)

NEW YORK, NY - NOVEMBER 28: Janelle Monae attends IFP's 26th Annual Gotham Independent Film Awards at Cipriani, Wall Street on November 28, 2016 in New York City. (Photo by Jemal Countess/Getty Images for IFP)

This works, though. Just cut out the ENTIRE outfit and we're good to go.

[Janelle Monae in A Seriously Nutty Christian SirianoLet's commence the search for ANY angle from which this outfit makes sense.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/11/gettyimages-626335632-1480398212.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/janelle-monae-in-a-seriously-nutty-christian-siriano-11-2016/)