Janelle Monae in Christian Siriano

I am speechless. I mean, technically I guess I wasn't, because the intro to this post contained many words in a semi-intelligible order. But I'm OUT NOW. WORDY McWORDS.

Janelle Monae

Oh, and Reader, HAPPY HOLIDAYS. IT'S PANTS.

Janelle Monae

Hmm. "In the dark" does not improve this, either.

Janelle Monae

Nor does cutting out the pants. Oh, man, and up close it just reveals all the textures, which are really violently wrestling with each other.

Janelle Monae

This works, though. Just cut out the ENTIRE outfit and we're good to go.

Janelle Monae in A Seriously Nutty Christian Siriano

Let's commence the search for ANY angle from which this outfit makes sense.