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# Janet Fugkson
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/janet_fugkson102610-10-2010/
- Published: 2010-10-26T11:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2010-10-26T10:16:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: suits, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I'm not sure I could wear this shirt.[](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/2010/10/26/106048587.jpg)

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/10/95932_106048811.jpg ""For Colored Girls" New York Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

Mostly, I think I'd spend the entire night afraid that the wrong twist of the torso would result in my own beheading. Also, I can't tell where shirt stops and blazer starts, and... why is the belt necessary, exactly? Also, what the hell is going on down south?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/10/95932_106048587.jpg ""For Colored Girls" New York Premiere - Inside Arrivals")

So.. pants and a sheer train? She looks like she just dropped out of the sky, sent here from a planet that thinks we need more help cross-pollinating menswear with dresses -- and a boatload more modesty when it comes to exposing our precious napes.