> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # January Jones: A Fugtrospective - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/january-jones-a-fugtrospective/ - Published: 2021-01-06T14:45:52.000Z - Updated: 2021-01-05T22:53:04.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15 ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5146517c-1609834497.jpg) Look at these baby children. Ashton had been on That 70s Show for a year, and January was just getting started. Mostly I look at this and think that I cannot believe people were all worked up over Ashton Kutcher. God, remember when all he wore were Ed Hardy trucker hats?!? Anyway. ## 1999 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5132817m-1609834488.jpg) This photo is hilarious and I hope she has it in a frame in her house (unless she hates him now). Their giant goofy smiles! No one does that anymore. ## 2000 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5120534p-1609834461.jpg) I almost didn't recognize her here. This was at the premiere of Reindeer Games, and for some reason everyone in this photo behind her looks like a total finance bro. ## 2001 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_343666ag-1609834151.jpg) This movie, Bandits, she's actually IN -- and indeed this dress is a crime. It's very early aughts boutique, though, for sure. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4374445ce-1609834453.jpg) Ultra low rise jeans strike again. ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_411466ag-1609834159.jpg) She is in Anger Management, also, which came out right before Love, Actually (which is typically, I think, the first movie people associate with her). Based on the dress, I'm guessing she broke her ribs before the party and had to fashion a crude wrapping. ## 2003, with Seann William Scott and Alyson Hannigan ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_422947a-1609834168.jpg) This conversation looks JUICY and both she AND Alyson Hannigan need to hang this photo in their homes. Unless they all hate each other now, etc. Alyson is SHOCKED AS HELL and January is clearly going, "MMM HMMM I KNOW RIGHT?" I've decided it's because Tara Reid is wearing something terrible. ## 2003, with Paris Hilton ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_427844y-1609834176.jpg) Hmm. Do we think THESE two still speak? Do we think January even knew Paris was there? Do we think Paris could look any more baked and friend, and yes, I'm ONLY referring to the aesthetics in that description? ## 2003, with Josh Groban ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_434229bj-1609834184.jpg) I forgot they dated. One of the delights of the world is how funny Josh Groban has turned out to be, but I feel like I've also heard rumors he's not a super faithful boyfriend? Fug Nation, set me straight. Also, she really was in a pro-navel phase here, wasn't she? ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_7544761v-1609834555.jpg) "You gave me $15 and a very small mall and dared me to get dressed. TA-DA!" ## 2003 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5629551o-1609834532.jpg) That's the Love Actually premiere, and I'm pleased she got such a friendly coat for it. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_445179au-1609834192.jpg) I had NO IDEA she is in "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights," and also, this entire outfit is ADORABLE. It's the first one I've seen on her that feels styled from head-to-toe, but more in the way that she bought the whole thing off a store mannequin. It's so so adorable. ## 2004 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_503587bb-1609834202.jpg) Aw, baby's first Needs a Slight Hoik. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5125417cd-1609834470.jpg) She was in two episodes of Huff, and I assume that's why she attended the Globes. This might have been better without the dismal rose. It's a bit flat, but might have been sweet without that misguided flourish, though she could use it as an emergency hanky. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_514498bx-1609834210.jpg) You can banish her navel but YOU CANNOT BANISH HER ABS ALTOGETHER. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_523689d-1609834218.jpg) We really sincerely did the worst things with pants in the aughts. THE WORST. (Please note, I did not do this with pants. I want to absolve myself of this particular sin.) ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_523839y-1609834227.jpg) It's interesting that at Cannes, typically a wild one, she went with something fairly understated and glam. But she's also still a relative rookie at this point so maybe that was the right play. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_7545801z-1609834562.jpg) The mismatch between dress and shoes here is substantial. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_565298ak-1609834235.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Peter Brooker/Shutterstock (565298ak) January Jones 2ND ANNUAL 'GRAMMY JAM' AT THE ORPHEUM THEATRE, LOS ANGELES, AMERICA - 10 DEC 2005 And, enter the phase where belts turned up in situation where they were not wanted or needed. ## 2005 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_10698475x-1609834570.jpg) A ribbon belt AND formal shorts? it's a 2005 jackpot. ## 2006 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_595307i-1609834243.jpg) GO HOME, belted tunics, YOU'RE DRUNK. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_633395bo-1609834252.jpg) January has worn some sincerely amusing casual looks over the years, and this is very high on my list of belly laughs. THAT HAT. I hope she recreates these on instagram for us all. The addition of the cap is nonsensical regardless, but it would have made slightly more sense without the black piece over her blouse. This is not what the concept of "layering" is supposed to mean. ## 2007 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_700285aw-1609834262.jpg) This was the debut of Mad Men, I believe. It's clearly a price-range upgrade, but still a little drab and it doesn't QUITE suit her. ## Mad Men ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1585446a-1609834426.jpg) Pause to remember how well cast and beautifully styled she was on this visual feast of a show. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_726916fw-1609834270.jpg) I believe this is Armani, and I'm into a lot of it. But not the top ruffle. It looks like when someone tries to tease tissue paper out the top of a gift bag. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_741822b-1609834279.jpg) Oodles of buttons! ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_767268e-1609834287.jpg) The day Miss Havisham discovered blue jeans was the happiest of her life. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_772392w-1609834296.jpg) Well. The dressmaker was correct that the existing neckline was too low, but I don't know if a black dickey was the solution. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_794108z-1609834304.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Jss Images/BEI/Shutterstock (794108z) January Jones Wrap Party for Season 2 of 'Mad Men', Los Angeles, America - 23 Aug 2008 Yep. She tried it. She tried it all. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_802704hz-1609834312.jpg) Well. This takes "longline bra" to a new level. ## 2008 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_803936bc-1609834322.jpg) Now i understand her current penchant for adorable caftans and robes. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_840605w-1609834330.jpg) Very pretty! ## 2009, in Versace, with Sigourney Weaver ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5127480r-1609834479.jpg) I wish this didn't look so crinkly. But I am happy to see Sigourney make a cameo in this slideshow. The world always needs more Sigourney Weaver. ## 2009: in Andrew Gn ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_840653mm-1609834338.jpg) I'm always begging people to wear Andrew Gn, though this one was never at the top of my list. I kind of like it, but I think she needed to lean a bit harder into the Queen of the Nile vibe with stronger makeup and a cool updo. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_987898r-1609834347.jpg) WOULD YOU LIKE TO FEEL OLD TODAY? ## 2009 in Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1005820iq-1609834356.jpg) This might've needed a small necklace. It's very well done otherwise, though. ## 2009 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1041524bl-1609834364.jpg) When you see THIS bodice, it especially highlights how well done the previous one is. ## 2010: Lanvin ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1085673eq-1609834372.jpg) She is determined to put SOME kind of band or wrap or adornment on her head, isn't she? ## 2010: Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1221365gp-1609834382.jpg) I love this whole dress EXCEPT for the weird pointy boob hats. Well, and it needed better shoes. Those clonky black ones are distracting. ## 2011 in Versace ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1271145bu-1609834391.jpg) Her head looks AMAZING in this. The bodice looks like she's been painted with a red V. She's like a high-fashion hula girl stuck to your dashboard. ## 2011 in Carolina Herrera ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1277062dx-1609834399.jpg) This is SO much lovelier. ## 2011 in McQueen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1282446z-1609834409.jpg) We're into the highest of high fashion now. I don't think the head styling QUITE works with this, but damn, the dress is cool. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1533813dp-1609834418.jpg) I love the art deco sleeves on this. ## 2012 in Wes Gordon ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1638937fa-1609834435.jpg) I can sort of see from this why Wes Gordon was chosen to take over Herrera eventually. I think it needs some tweaks to truly work, but I like the idea. ## 2012 in Zac Posen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_1872880ei-1609834444.jpg) There's a lot of interesting work here, but the left side just ends up looking like a math error more than a choice. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5625011d-1609834506.jpg) I assume this collection was called Angry Butterfly. ## 2011 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5626000m-1609834515.jpg) Oh no. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5628883aw-1609834523.jpg) This looks great being blown around AND probably also was awesome when it wasn't. I love the collar. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5630702he-1609834540.jpg) This is a very good Versace indeed. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9202911d-1609834802.jpg) This is pretty good, but also illustrates the challenge of having things fasten up the front. The line often comes out wonky. ## 2012 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_6252344a-1609834547.jpg) The kleenex on her hem is really messing with the vibe. ## 2013 in Prabal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_2100966s-1609834577.jpg) And now she's dressed AS the box of Kleenex. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_2214956as-1609834585.jpg) She made a noble Fug Madness run thanks to this. ## 2013 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9194037ct-1609834784.jpg) This is very apt for the Punk Met Gala, and also very funny, seeing her standing in front of Kim Kardashian's epically awful Givenchy. ## 2013: in Givenchy ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9053274an-1609834719.jpg) This dress is some of Riccardo Tisci's best work. I think that it's either someone else's dress, or that it needed more styling juice in order to truly sing, because it's not quite working. But the skirt is just so pretty. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9054998p-1609834736.jpg) This is DEFINITELY Fug Nation approved. ## 2014 in Roksanda ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_3686063e-1609834594.jpg) This looks for all the world like it ripped around her shoulder, and not like it was meant to have a hole there. But in fact it is NOT a hole; it is the tail of her braid. Losing the braid would have helped so much. ## 2014 in Prabal Gurung ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4081607p-1609834603.jpg) I love this dress and the whole look, but would have scraped back the bangs and hoiked it. ## 2014 in Hugo Boss ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4101406d-1609834611.jpg) I WANT to like this, but her head-styling is really throwing me for a loop. ## 2014 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9057021l-1609834753.jpg) ROCK N' ROLL. I'm into it. ## 2015 in Sandro ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4419514h-1609834619.jpg) I can see where this is going, but think the bodysuit needed not to be black. ## 2015 in Roland Mouret ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4436284w-1609834627.jpg) This jumpsuit is slick though. Yes, I just said that about a jumpsuit. I KNOW. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9053340cz-1609834728.jpg) Why does this dress look like it's opening its mouth? ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9061670e-1609834761.jpg) Shiny and good! ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4577991bd-1609834635.jpg) Gorg. ## 2015 in Burberry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4672106cp-1609834644.jpg) This whole thing is GREAT except for the Glamour Don't bars she's wearing on her feet. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9193402ck-1609834777.jpg) Mandatory Credit: Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/Shutterstock (9193402ck) January Jones arrives at the Fox Network 2015 Programming Upfront at Wollman Rink in Central Park, in New York Fox Network 2015 Programming Upfront - Arrivals, New York, USA - 11 May 2015 Another win. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9056567cg-1609834745.jpg) And how good is THIS? Five in a row! Things are looking up! ## 2015 in Prabal ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_4678008p-1609834652.jpg) WOMP-WOOOOMP. ## 2015 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5122521gm-1609834661.jpg) This is so Gumby and so sassily wacky and while I don't LIKE IT, I do enjoy that she's coming across like she's in on how wacky it is. ## 2015 in Lela Rose ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5354924v-1609834669.jpg) However, I will always scream at see-through pants. Your legs are not gift baskets! Leave the cellophane at home! ## 2015 in Disaya ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5541722i-1609834677.jpg) The skirt says "ROYAL WRITING FLUID" so it's... ink, I guess? This whole thing is kind of fun though until the pirate treasure she's wearing on her feet. ## 2016 in Altuzarra ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5541872hm-1609834686.jpg) This didn't need to have it both ways. Pick one length or the other, Joseph. ## 2016 in Schiaparelli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5577923mb-1609834694.jpg) Oy, none of this works. Her great face gets completely lost. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9195925b-1609834794.jpg) She historically does love fringe. ## 2016 in Disaya ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_5691332az-1609834702.jpg) If she'd worn this TODAY I would have assumed she'd quilted it herself during a Covid funk. ## 2016 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_7431130i-1609834711.jpg) Today's special is fresh squeezed boob. ## 2017 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9136800bi-1609834769.jpg) Well. I guess if you're going to do the socks and sandals like a kid at church, you might as well go full barrette too. ## 2018 in Coach ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9698763ap-1609834811.jpg) Lordy. STOP IT, COACH. ## 2018 in Moschino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_9708256gg-1609834821.jpg) If you're at a Moschino show with a person in a lion costume who looks like a depressed cereal mascot, then what the hell, ditch the pants. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_10425500i-1609834830.jpg) She looks like a disco paratrooper, and I can't tell if she has ANY idea that her underboob came as her plus-one. ## 2019 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_10452479ac-1609834839.jpg) Big Villain Energy. ## 2020, in Alessandra Rich ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/shutterstock_editorial_10550042br-1609834850.jpg) And this is the last time we saw her on a red carpet. It's a very charming, slightly retro Ladies Who Lunch vibe. 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