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# January Jones and Kristen Stewart Were Strange Fashion Bedfellows
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/january-jones-and-kristen-stewart-were-strange-fashion-bedfellows-06-2017/
- Published: 2017-06-09T17:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2017-06-09T05:16:29.000Z
- Description: Same event; wildly different results.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, Milly, Preen, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

It's to K.Stew's credit that this outfit looks as good as it does on her. I have no idea why that skirt is coated in ruched tulle; it's confusing, and harshing whatever else was trying to happen, like when Snickers came out with a peanut-butter version. We didn't need that. We already had a perfectly good thing going on with peanuts and caramel and nougat, you know? The effect cheapens this -- doubly strange given how expensive it has to be -- and comes off like something she was forced to wear because Target invited her to a collaboration launch. So, like I said, it's full marks to her for giving it all a bit of edge.

And compared with January Jones, that skirt is a dream. This is kind of like a fevered, delirious sleep full of goblins:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/06/GettyImages-693613006-1496980979.jpg "Brady Center Bear Awards Gala")

Did January Jones move to Texas and become the official football team mom and bake sale coordinator for the West El Paso Rodeo Clowns?

\[Photos: Getty\]