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# January Jones Has An Awesome Stripey Robe
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/january-jones-has-an-awesome-stripey-robe-03-2020/
- Published: 2020-03-18T15:00:38.000Z
- Updated: 2020-03-18T19:40:15.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

Bless Fug Nation for alerting me to January Jones's Instagram story -- a person I thought I already followed, by the way -- in which she demonstrated all the things she puts in her detox bath while wearing a glorious sparkly caftan-robe situation. I need it in my life. As a caftan, a blouse, whatever. It could just animate itself and follow me around the house. I'm fine with that.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/jj-robes-3-41-1584505600.jpeg "jj-robes-3-41-1584505600")

It's so good. I am highly covetous. I also wouldn't mind a bathtub with a beautiful window getting a lot of good light, but let's be real, I'd get caught out by a neighbor or something and never use it again.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/03/jj-robe-5-1584505593.jpg "jj-robe-5-1584505593")

This was actually a friendly hello wave, but frozen in time, it looks bananas. She's a pretty amusing presence on Instagram, and now apparently also my patron saint of sparkles. THANK YOU JANUARY. I needed this, in part because I also cannot impulse-purchase it, so it is a financially safe piece of escapism. EDITED TO ADD: Shoot. A Fug National found it and [I COULD impulse-purchase it... but I won't, because it's $650](https://rstyle.me/+tBJd5BViFZusgiNx%5Fb8tWA?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). But someone should.

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