> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # January Vogues, 1910-1945 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/january-vogues-1910-1945/ - Published: 2021-01-26T15:45:45.000Z - Updated: 2021-01-26T07:41:50.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15 ## 1910 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19100122-1611559726.jpg) Wow. I didn't know Vogue went through a FASHIONS FOR THE SOUTH phase. I hope it also went through a "how to eavesdrop through a thick stone wall" phase, because this lady needs some advice. ## 1911 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19110101-1611559731.jpg) This looks like someone accidentally read the wrong measurements when they drew this. It's a TINY TINY TINY CAR on a paper bag. ## 1912 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19120115-1611559736.jpg) "What's another way of saying 'Shit To Wear On Your Trip'? OH I KNOW." ## 1913 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19130101-1611559741.jpg) The little known horror short Their Bottoms Were Cheese Graters really made Mary Pickford's career. ## 1913 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19130115-1611559746.jpg) Maizie was so proud of herself for inventing a self-lifting skirt. Now if only she could speed up the process. ## 1914 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19140101-1611559750.jpg) "And so THEN she attached a motor to it, and well, that's the last anyone heard of her." ## 1914 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19140115-1611559755.jpg) Don't worry, the machine didn't kill Maizie. She faked her death and became an umbrella impresario in Paris. ## 1915 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19150101-1611559760.jpg) The only problem with the new voluminous capes was physically getting the lipstick to your mouth. ## 1915 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19150115-1611559764.jpg) "Finally," she said, surveying her floral mound. "FINALLY, Tom Nook will be pleased, and then he'll be mine." (Yes, this is an Animal Crossing joke, I have finally arrived where you all were in March 2020.) ## 1916 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19160101-1611559768.jpg) She began to wonder if the friends who GAVE her the coat, did it to keep her from going through the doors to their houses. ## 1917 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19170101-1611559777.jpg) I do not think her cat signed up for that job. ## 1917 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19170115-1611559782.jpg) With the 1916 fashions, they could fit TWO tables on the balcony, perhaps even three. But in 1917? Forget it. ## 1918 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19180101-1611559787.jpg) "No, I absolutely am NOT hoping to run into a ghost to whom I'm highly sexually attracted, why do you ask?" ## 1918 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19180115-1611559792.jpg) "Pity, darling. That ghost will change your whole life." ## 1919 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19190101-1611559796.jpg) "The wind blows my dress into the most INTIMATE places." ## 1919 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19190115-1611559800.jpg) And now we're in the demonic iris phase of Vogue's covers. Big, blank, pupil-free eyes. ## 1920 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19200115-1611559811.jpg) "Janine, aren't you wondering who Batman is? Janine. JANINE. I'm TRYING to tell you something. TURN. AROUND. TURN AROUND LOOK IT'S ME BATMAN." ## 1921 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19210101-1611559816.jpg) "Trust me, you'll be SO glad that you've started belting your ass." ## 1921 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19210115-1611559820.jpg) "TOM! TOM NOOK! LOOK AT ALL I'VE BUILT FOR YOU. WHY WON'T YOU LOVE ME." ## 1922 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19220101-1611559824.jpg) Bette's new arm extensions made it SO much harder for the baby to pee all over her when they played Lion King. ## 1923 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19230101-1611559834.jpg) "HOLY SHIT, PAGAN RITUALS WORK!!!!!" ## 1923 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19230115-1611559839.jpg) I can't even write something funny about this. The proportions are just... so weird. ## 1924 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19240101-1611559843.jpg) I like this a lot and wish they'd shoot this today, for real. ## 1925 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19250101-1611559853.jpg) Ditto this one, actually. Call Rihanna. ## 1925 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19250115-1611559858.jpg) "Forget belting asses. Belting SHOULDERS is the new wave." (This is perhaps the most awesomely hilarious cover ever and I want it to be a Tarot card. It can be THE FOOL.) ## 1926 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19260101-1611559862.jpg) "Great. We've seen a cactus. Can we PLEASE go back to the pool bar now?" ## 1926 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19260115-1611559867.jpg) "What do you MEAN they don't have competitive zebra rodeos?!?" ## 1927 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19270101-1611559871.jpg) Add this to the list of things I want them to make into puzzles. ## 1927 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19270115-1611559877.jpg) Aspects of this would make amazing wallpaper. ## 1928 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19280101-1611559882.jpg) "Look, Kayla! A thneed!" ## 1928 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19280115-1611559886.jpg) "Darling, you know I can't look at thneeds ever since The Lorax loved me and left me." ## 1929 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19290119-1611559896.jpg) This is, I hope, the cover of a book called Checkmate... FOR MURDER. ## 1930 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19300104-1611559901.jpg) I genuinely cannot figure out what this is trying to convey to me about fashion. ## 1930 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19300118-1611559906.jpg) Spring fashions this year were... what, bird droppings? ## 1931 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19310115-1611559915.jpg) "Dirt truffles are SO invigorating." ## 1932 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19320101-1611559919.jpg) Ten minutes later, the hotel had a lawsuit about safety railings on its head. ## 1932 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19320115-1611559924.jpg) "Yes, please," she told the dentist. "ABSOLUTELY give me the laughing gas." ## 1933 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19330115-1611559934.jpg) This looks like she's driving uncomfortably close to a flower vendor and is pressing her nose against the glass. ## 1934 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19340101-1611559939.jpg) "Next time, it's in my contract that I get a towel." ## 1934 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19340115-1611559944.jpg) Yeah, if I had a sapphire nipple, I'd wear it too. ## 1935 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19350101-1611559948.jpg) I assume that's "entertaining" and then "Southern fashions," but I prefer to read it as "entertaining fashions and then Southern fashions, which are dull as dishwater." ## 1935 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19350115-1611559952.jpg) "Oh, isn't he just... the most... repulsive thing." ## 1936 ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/19360101-1611559957.jpg) "I AM GOING TO KILL THAT SPIDER IF IT IS THE LAST THING I DO. GET OFF THE CEILING YOU DEMON." ## 1936 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19360115-1611559961.jpg) "Maybe I'll move to Narnia full-time," she thought. "I'm sick of wintering in Florida." ## 1937 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19370101-1611559966.jpg) "Shit, the masthead didn't render. Does anyone have a Sharpie?" ## 1937 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19370115-1611559972.jpg) I love the petulance here. It leaps off the page. ## 1938 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19380101-1611559977.jpg) This whole thing feels like Andra Day might wear it now. ## 1938 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19380115-1611559981.jpg) "You know.... this hat once held my DoorDash order." ## 1939 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19390101-1611559986.jpg) No one had told Connie that skiing involved so much STUFF. ## 1939 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19390115-1611559990.jpg) "How do I look? It's Sunday, so I'm meeting George in the park." ## 1940 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19400101-1611559995.jpg) "Guys, GUYS, I've been holding this for too long, I think I'm starting to sweat. I can smell it. Guys? Guys I'm falling over." ## 1940 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19400115-1611560000.jpg) Being sewn together had seemed like such a delicious little dare, until all Margaret could see was her own shoes. ## 1941 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19410101-1611560004.jpg) No one will ever have less fun on a mountain, ever, than the person who skies in this outfit. ## 1941 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19410115-1611560008.jpg) We USED to wear a lot of hats. Where did the fun go? ## 1942 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19420101-1611560012.jpg) Can you imagine any magazine now bragging that it will take you more than three hours to read it? I mean, I would have no problem with that, but I feel like so many magazines seem to have a 45-minute time limit. ## 1942 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19420115-1611560016.jpg) "I positively LOVE my new wallpapering gloves, Ed. Thank you." ## 1943 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19430101-1611560021.jpg) This woman's body language says, "I do not need to be handed a book THAT BIG and told it will help me BE a woman." ## 1943 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19430115-1611560026.jpg) It would be so fun to be in a period piece, just once. I can't imagine having to put any of this on right now to do anything, when I can barely get in heels anymore, but it does look diverting. ## 1944 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19440101-1611560031.jpg) This woman and I seem to feel identically about the concept of planning our weight. ## 1944 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19440115-1611560036.jpg) This spring, we're drawing on all our hats! It's going to be GREAT. ## 1945 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19450101-1611560041.jpg) Holy hellfire, Vogue, the bossy books JUST GET BIGGER. FILL THIS PLANNER, LADIES! YOU AREN'T WHOLE UNTIL YOU DO!!!!!! ## 1945 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/01/19450115-1611560046.jpg) "It seemed like a delicious idea to stash my flash under my hat, but my stars, it hurts like a bludgeon to the noodle." [It's a Fresh Batch of Classic January VoguesFrom 1910-1945.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/01/19360101-1611559957.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/its-a-fresh-batch-of-classic-january-vogues/)