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# Jared Leto Looks Like a Hipster Bee Gee
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jared-leto-looks-like-a-hipster-bee-gee-03-2017/
- Published: 2017-03-27T20:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2017-03-27T05:24:54.000Z
- Description: It's... not THAT bad?
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

I had been wondering where Jared Leto went. Apparently, the answer is that he was setting sail on a hemp-powered ship made entirely of reclaimed wood and grass-fed grass, and he has returned exhilarated and artfully windswept, possessed of better shoes and a curated salt collection and the discovery of new grain made entirely of scented air. In truth? I don't hate it.

\[Photo: Getty\]