51983225 Celebrities pose in the press room during the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Loews Hollywood Hotel on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. Celebrities pose in the press room during the 88th Annual Academy Awards at Loews Hollywood Hotel on February 28, 2016 in Hollywood, California. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I like this suit. I would've liked it a lot more without the giant poppy over his Adam's apple. It looks like a blooming trach wound.
52022192 Celebrities attend the Warner Bros. presentation held at the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada on April 12, 2016. Celebrities attend the Warner Bros. presentation held at the Caesars Palace in Las Vegas, Nevada on April 12, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
This is rather staid for him. Has anyone out there ever had a coat with sleeve pockets like his? That sounds like the kind of feature you THINK might come in stealth handy, until you use it and whatever's in there bangs around and causes maximum irritation.
In Gucci
52098252 Celebrities attend the Gucci show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on June 20, 2016 in Milan, Italy. Celebrities attend the Gucci show during Milan Men's Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2017 on June 20, 2016 in Milan, Italy.
Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/AUSTRALIA ONLY
In high school, Jared lettered in lepidopterology.
52042622 Celebrities are seen leaving The Bowery Hotel and heading to the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016. Celebrities are seen leaving The Bowery Hotel and heading to the MET Costume Institute Gala 2016 at The Metropolitan Museum Of Art in New York City, New York on May 2, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I have a strong suspicion he's going to break into a musical number about how he'll build us all a monorail.
He cleaned up for the White House Correspondents' Dinner. I love the pocket square, with the piping.
In Gucci
52140737 Celebrities attend the European Premiere of 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square on August 3, 2016 in London, England. Celebrities attend the European Premiere of 'Suicide Squad' at Odeon Leicester Square on August 3, 2016 in London, England.
Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
The Emerald City is REALLY trying to hip up its image.
In Gucci
52138458 Celebrities attend the Suicide Squad premiere at Beacon Theatre on August 1, 2016 in New York City, New York. Celebrities attend the Suicide Squad premiere at Beacon Theatre on August 1, 2016 in New York City, New York. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
Meet Sgt. Pepper's nephew, Corporal Star Fruit.
In Gucci
52249094 Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Celebrities at the 2016 British Fashion Awards held at the Royal Albert Hall in London, UK on December 5, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
He also has a cousin, Lieutenant Cherry Bomb.
52249672 Celebrities spotted at The Fashion Awards 2016 at Royal Albert Hall in London, England on December 5, 2016. Celebrities spotted at The Fashion Awards 2016 at Royal Albert Hall in London, England on December 5, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: USA/CHINA ONLY
Underneath the coat lurked another coat. A very normal one. Man, though, Gucci REALLY insists on making his pants just that little bit too short.
52025417 Celebrities at Day 1 of first weekend of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Coachella, California on April 16, 2015. Celebrities at Day 1 of first weekend of The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival in Coachella, California on April 16, 2015.
Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
And now we're taking a brief outerwear break to marvel at his goggles. Hey, the desert is dusty; dressing his head like an old-school aviator probably made a certain degree of sense.
52044103 Celebrities leaving The Bowery Hotel after attending last nights MET Gala in New York City, New York on May 3, 2016. Celebrities leaving The Bowery Hotel after attending last nights MET Gala in New York City, New York on May 3, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
I actually really like this, other than the gigantic wasp.
52163816 Celebrities were spotted at the Malibu Chili Cook-Off and Carnival in Malibu, California on September 4, 2016. Celebrities were spotted at the Malibu Chili Cook-Off and Carnival in Malibu, California on September 4, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876
He wore this to a chili cook-off. Which... sure okay.
BURBANK, CALIFORNIA - APRIL 09: Actors Will Smith (L) and Jared Leto speak onstage during the 2016 MTV Movie Awards at Warner Bros. Studios on April 9, 2016 in Burbank, California. MTV Movie Awards airs April 10, 2016 at 8pm ET/PT. (Photo by Emma McIntyre/Getty Images for MTV)
Here, at the MTV Movie Awards, I think he's trying to bore a hole in your soul and fill it up with the essence of Jordan Catalano.
52131318 Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 23, 2016. Celebrities attending press conferences at Comic-Con 2016 at the San Diego Hilton in San Diego, California on July 23, 2016. Pictured: Jared Leto FameFlynet, Inc - Beverly Hills, CA, USA - +1 (310) 505-9876 RESTRICTIONS APPLY: NO FRANCE
Oh, Jared, don't be cranky. The Pink Ladies will recognize your membership application any day now. They're not NEARLY so gendered anymore.
