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George Clooney and Amal Clooney

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: (L-R) George Clooney and Amal Clooney attend the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Cindy Ord/Getty Images for FLC)

This is delightful, and I think even just a hint more color/less neutral on her lips would've sealed it. Lean into the vibrancy!

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: (L-R) George Clooney and Amal Clooney attend the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

Apologies to all involved, but I admit I DID look at this photo and think, "Oh, this is a dude mansplaining something to his niece."

Laura Dern in Gabriela Hearst

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Laura Dern attends the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

I thought this was going to turn out to be Rodarte. If I boast when I guess right, I should probably also tell you when I whiff. The cape to me is more interesting than the slip dress underneath it. The whole thing screams Witch Sleepover.

Riley Keough

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Riley Keough attends the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

This looks more like a knockoff from an anonymous mall store than high fashion.

May Nivola (L) and Alessandro Nivola

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: May Nivola (L) and Alessandro Nivola attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

May really is a clear blend of Emily Mortimer and Alessandro here. I love his suit but think the black shirt detracts from it a little; she looks lovely. (She was in Noah Baumbach's last movie, so I assume she's here to support. I forgot to get a picture of Noah. He looks like himself.)

Billy Crudup

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Billy Crudup attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

I also think HIS suit would look better without whatever he's wearing under it. White shirts aren't SUCH a bad idea.

Patrick Wilson (L) and Dagmara Dominczyk

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Patrick Wilson (L) and Dagmara Dominczyk attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

See?

Grace Edwards

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Grace Edwards attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by TheStewartofNY/FilmMagic)

I honestly think she and Amal could have traded lipsticks.

Sunny Sandler, Adam Sandler, Jackie Sandler and Sadie Sandler

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: (L-R) Sunny Sandler, Adam Sandler, Jackie Sandler and Sadie Sandler attend the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

The Daughters Sandler were pretty charming in Happy Gilmore 2. (They are not in this.) As much as I just kvetched about the dark shirt brigade, I am grading Adam on a huge curve because nothing he's wearing is sweatpants.

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: (L-R) Laura Dern and Adam Sandler attend the "Jay Kelly" Red Carpet during the 63rd New York Film Festival at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center on September 29, 2025 in New York City. (Photo by Michael Loccisano/WireImage)

"A REAL SUIT??? CAN IT BE TRUE????"

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