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Billy Crudup and Naomi Watts

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Billy Crudup and Naomi Watts attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

"OMG IT'S GEORGE CLOONEY!!!!!"

Billy Crudup and Naomi Watts (in Valentino)

British actress Naomi Watts and US actor Billy Crudup pose on the red carpet before the screening of the movie "Jay Kelly" presented in competition at the 82nd International Venice Film Festival, at Venice Lido on August 28, 2025. (Photo by Stefano RELLANDINI / AFP) (Photo by STEFANO RELLANDINI/AFP via Getty Images)

This is sweet; all the couples at this event seen very loved up. Venice IS highly romantic.

Naomi Watts (in Valentino)

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Naomi Watts attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I generally enjoy Alessandro's work but I kinda hate this. At quick glance, I thought the bow was a fanny pack. Maybe Billy really needs snacks?

Amal Clooney and George Clooney

Amal Clooney,George Clooney at the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during The 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Deadline via Getty Images)

This is so 80s and dramatic; I confess that I love it.

Amal Clooney and George Clooney

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: George Clooney and Amal Clooney attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

I mean, it's very over the top, but also...why not?

Amal Clooney and George Clooney

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: George Clooney and Amal Clooney attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

See? Everyone's being very lovey.

Shailene Woodley

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Shailene Woodley attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

This is also enjoyably 80s but feels maybe a little underbaked?

Shailene Woodley

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Shailene Woodley attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Jacopo Raule/FilmMagic)

The back is cute! But it feels a little...sparse, maybe?

Eve Hewson in Schiaparelli

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Eve Hewson attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

THIS is perfectly dramatic, though. I also love the dark lip with it.

Laura Dern in Armani

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Laura Dern attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I kinda hate it but I have to confess that I would like it on Cate Blanchett. I feel like Laura sometimes dresses rather editorially, when she really shines in a more classic American sportswear vibe -- rather like Jennifer Lawrence to me.

Riley Keough in ChloƩ

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Riley Keough attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Ernesto Ruscio/Getty Images)

I loathe this, I am sorry, Riley! The top was last seen on Joan Collins in Dynasty, the skirt is a nothingburger, and BLACK SHOES seems like an insane choice. That necklace is beyond, though.

Molly Sims

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Molly Sims attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

This is extremely pleasant and good on her.

Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig in custom Rodarte

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig attend the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images)

Sure! All those diamonds on Greta are a very nice touch. Rodarte ALWAYS nails a custom order.

Emily Mortimer

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Emily Mortimer attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

I secretly sort of love this dress but it feels underdone compared to everyone else? It's almost daytime next to the ballgowns.

Alba Rohrwacher

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Alba Rohrwacher attends the "Jay Kelly" red carpet during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

SOMEONE enjoyed The Gilded Age. (I actually love this though.)

Greta Gerwig in Prada

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Greta Gerwig attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

Prada strikes again! This feels like it all needs to be hoiked up a little bit -- like her stylist needs to pull down the back of her shirt a bit. I think it might need a belt?

Laura Dern in Saint Laurent

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Laura Dern attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

This is very fun on her.

Eve Hewson in Erdem

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Eve Hewson attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

This is SO good. (A lot of people seemed to try on these sunglasses throughout this photocall, it was amusing.)

Alba Rohrwacher in Christian Dior

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Alba Rohrwacher attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stefania D'Alessandro/WireImage)

I don't love this yellow but I DO like this slouchy vibe.

Noah Baumbach and Adam Sandler

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Noah Baumbach and Adam Sandler attend the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

Shoe twinsies!

Billy Crudup

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Billy Crudup attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Elisabetta A. Villa/Getty Images)

I like the color? This cut feels imprecise. I'm just assuming the hair is The Morning Show-related.

Emily Mortimer

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Emily Mortimer attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by Stephane Cardinale - Corbis/Corbis via Getty Images)

Sure! Fine! Whatever!

Riley Keough in Chanel

VENICE, ITALY - AUGUST 28: Riley Keough attends the "Jay Kelly" photocall during the 82nd Venice International Film Festival on August 28, 2025 in Venice, Italy. (Photo by JB Lacroix/FilmMagic)

She looks like she's disassociating rather than having to accept that she's wearing an anorak as a dress.

Everyone Seems to Be Having a Blast at the "Jay Kelly" Premiere and Photocall
As they should be, in Venice!

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