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# Jenna Coleman Would Like a Meek Word Please
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jenna-coleman-would-like-a-meek-word-please-10-2017/
- Published: 2017-10-26T16:00:27.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-26T05:12:29.000Z
- Description: If you have a moment.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

"Hello. I'm here about the governess position. I was top of my class in school, I speak four languages, I'm quiet as a mouse, and I've four superb references from... oh. Oh I see. Yes, well, if she has an umbrella and a carpet bag, that's very... she arrived *how*? Goodness. Certainly, Ma'am, you *should* see where that leads. Best of luck. If you need me, I shall be on a bench somewhere, squinting at the sky, trying not to cry that a simple non-magical human with qualifications can't get a break because there's a floating nanny afoot."

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