
In a vacuum, I would pass on this, although I am pleased it's not a teeny tiny plaid skirt because THAT would be a heaping serving of Sexy Schoolgirl. She looks like the girl in your class who didn't have time to get her uniform hemmed at ALL -- and that's literally, actually, because this is basically a take on the school uniform Winona Ryder wears at the very end of the original Beetlejuice. And...

... her handbag is a VERY witty reference to the handbook from Beetlejuice. That's SO funny.

And now we're back to our regularly scheduled color story, complete with a longline bra that does not need to exist as its own going-out top.

I don't hate the chains, though they look a bit annoying, like they're gonna keep thwapping her legs. I am NOT into this trend of tiny cardigans with built-in gloves.

I will pass on the leather sports bra and nylon socks, too. Honestly, that man's face is my own.
