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# Jenna Ortega, Natalie Portman, and Charli XCX Have Created a Real Tableau at Sundance
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jenna-ortega-natalie-portman-and-charli-xcx-have-created-a-real-tableau-at-sundance-01-2026/
- Published: 2026-01-26T15:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-25T21:04:17.000Z
- Description: One of these is...really bad.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Mugler, Simon Carle, Sundance, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

First off, obviously, Natalie looks very reasonable in a real coat and a turtleneck and her ICE OUT button and her perfect blow-out. And then Jenna Ortega over there is secretly fuming that no one is going to notice her very slightly kooky Mugler outfit with the skirt garters and the funky shoulders because Charli showed up at this thing wearing your granny's rain poncho from 1963 over her slip that's been stuck in the back of the closet since approximately that same year. Reports from this event say Charli was visibly shivering in this objectively ridiculous get-up -- IT'S SUNDANCE. You are allowed to wear a real coat! -- which follows, as it was FIFTEEN DEGREES there. If you're gonna freeze, at least do it in something cute! My god!

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