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# Jenna Ortega Will Throw a Martini In Your Face
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jenna-ortega-will-throw-a-martini-in-your-face-08-2025/
- Published: 2025-08-05T15:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2025-08-05T04:25:20.000Z
- Description: I assume.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

I don't know why Jenna felt like *Wednesday* press demanded full '80s nighttime soap realness, but I applaud it. I only wish she'd walked into, say, the *Today* show hand, slammed her hands on the desk, and threatened to fire them all. You can't wear that hat without being TEMPTED, surely? I imagine that putting it on is like slipping right into the skin of Alexis Carrington.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/08/GettyImages-2228476047-1754367180.jpg "Celebrity Sightings In New York City - August 04, 2025")

Unfortunately, it falls apart for me with the giant blocks of wood under her feet. Alexis would NEVER risk breaking an ankle while she's pitching a crystal fastball at Dex Dexter's face.

###### \[Photos: Raymond Hall, Aeon/GC Images\]