Jennifer Aniston in Versace
I love this photo. She looks like she just threw a fistful of glitter up in the air and is waiting for it to rain down again, like a male stripper in Vegas. And this dress might have been suitably ritzy on her if the front weren't so stubbornly unlined. Or... incompetently lined. It might THINK it's lined but it clearly is delusional.
Jennifer Aniston
I CRAZY hate how it looks from the side. Like it's unfinished.
Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux
However, she appears to have enjoyed the hell out of herself. She was super huggy with Justin here on the Vanity Fair party red carpet...
Jennifer Aniston and Emma Stone
She actually NIBBLED on Emma Stone, which I think we've all secretly wanted to do, in case it infused us with some of her Emma Stoneness.
Jennifer Aniston and Emma Stone
How do these two even know each other, much less want to enfold each other so vigorously? Maybe they DON'T. Maybe this is just how Jennifer Aniston feels about Emma Stone in an abstract way. Maybe she said to Justin, "I could just EAT her, she's so divine," and when the moment presented itself she just ran with it.
Jennifer Aniston and Emma Stone
I would watch this movie. Whatever it is. I'm in.
Jennifer Aniston and Isla Fisher
In fact, I sort of hope she doesn't know Isla Fisher, either. I LOVE the idea of Jennifer Aniston randomly blazing a trail through the night, mugging it up with anyone she can find.
Jennifer Aniston
"How YOU doin'?"
Jennifer Aniston with the Oscars producers who I think did a terrible job AGAIN
"A man walks into a bar. Ouch. ... Get it? Ouch? Because it's a BAR bar, not a drinking bar? Are you... no? Not so much? Fine."