Every time I see her, I think, "I really wish I liked yoga more." The Chanel bikini is just goofy. It's like earmuffs but for her chest. Boobmuffs.

She's very into bra tops in this shoot. I have no idea if that dog is one of hers, but he's beautiful. I wish I could say the same for her cartoonish Dior, which looks cheap as hell yet assuredly is not.

I know this is tangly, but it's much cuter than the cover.

Jennifer Aniston Went Where Only Kim Kardashian Dared Tread

That is, into a teeny Chanel bikini.