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# Jennifer Connelly's Coat Is Great, But....
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-connellys-coat-is-great-but-10-2017/
- Published: 2017-10-09T19:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2017-10-09T16:30:22.000Z
- Description: ...the rest of this is a NIGHTMARE.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Louis Vuitton, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

To quote one of the most riveting Infomercial Personalities of my youth: STOP THE MADNESS. This entire thing is designed to make her look like a 17th century dandy who had to throw on his coat and run out of his manor when it caught fire in the middle of his morning *levée.* The coat is glorious, the underpants are ruffled ridiculousness, and the entire look is ABSURD.

But worst of all, I think, are the shoes:

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/10/shutterstock_9123584ay-1507564390.jpg "Only the Brave film premiere Arrivals Los Angeles USA  08 Oct 2017")

I shall mince no words: These are just flat-out hideous, and I could hide them on the sale rack at Steve Madden and no one would realize they were out of place. [Behold your future, Emma Stone.](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/emma-stones-louis-vuitton-contract-apparently-has-begun-10-2017/)

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