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# Jennifer Garner Returns to her Roots For This Allure Cover and Editorial
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-garner-returns-to-her-roots-for-this-allure-cover-and-editorial-05-2023/
- Published: 2023-05-10T16:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2023-05-10T05:01:12.000Z
- Description: SOMEONE at Allure just binge-watched Alias.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Fug The Cover, fugs, Allure, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:22

I can absolutely picture the editorial meeting the folks at *Allure* had about this cover: "She's such a girl next door. Let's do something different. Something...UNDERPANTS!!"

[The profile is a very nice one -- Jennifer Garner seems like a sincerely decent person and does come across like Everyone's Friend -- but the editorial shoot is *SO* inspired by *Alias* that I cannot believe that wasn't mentioned in the piece.](https://www.allure.com/story/jennifer-garner-cover-interview?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) (The show is mentioned in the course of the interview but the images are not.) It's a very unusual way to see J. Gar these days, and it's honestly a fun flashback. I also learned that she's an excellent woodworker, which she learned for her new Apple TV+ show. And she taught me this:

> Well, now that the gates have cracked open… “I just learned that our vaginas may collapse,” she tells me. “I saw my OB this week and she gave me a pamphlet about vaginal collapse.” Garner’s eyes get wide, reliving the moment in the doctor’s office. She grabs her watch: “I’m like: ‘When? Is it imminent? Do I need to put it in my calendar? What is happening?!’ Have you ever heard of that?”

JENNIFER, I DIDN'T NEED SOMETHING NEW TO WORRY ABOUT.

###### \[Credits: Writer: Danielle Pergament; Photographer: Tom Schirmacher; Stylist: Yashua Simmons; Hair: Adir Abergel; Makeup: James Kaliardos; Nails: Temeka Jackson; Production: Viewfinders\]