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# Jennifer Garner's Shoes Are Fantastic, But...
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-garners-shoes-are-fantastic-but-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-29T18:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-29T22:41:44.000Z
- Description: ... the dress is a bummer.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Fugs and Fabs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

The headline actually short-changes things: Jennifer Garner's head, legs, braceleted/be-watched arms, *and* shoes are all super here. But WHAT is the tired cape-sack of a dress she's procured? I was going to make a mean joke about Ben Affleck, but he gets a pass for being back in rehab. So instead I will say it's the sartorial version of those last seasons of *Alias*: sagging, shapeless, ultimately not worthy of her gifts, but with a satisfying ending at the last second. Because, seriously. THE SHOES. (They're Giuseppe Zanotti.) What a way to go.

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