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# Jennifer Lopez Did Indeed Thank Her "J. Lovers" at the VMAs
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-did-indeed-thank-her-j-lovers-at-the-vmas-08-2018/
- Published: 2018-08-21T15:00:34.000Z
- Updated: 2018-08-21T19:18:44.000Z
- Description: I TOLD YOU I didn't invent "Hola lovers."
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, Well Played, 2018 VMAs, Versace, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/j-lo-at-the-2018-vmas/)

*Note: This originally published without the slideshow, accidentally. But it's FIXED NOW.*

"HOLA LOVERS! Well, here I am, the new Video... ugh, *vanguard* is not a good word, lovers It has all the sexy of Back Tatffleck on toast. Can we call it something else? Video Goddess? Video Hero? Video Ruler of The Known Universe? I do not need much; just a lemon poppyseed muffin with the poppyseeds removed and also most of the muffin, gardenias in my toilets, abs that make metal feel inadequate, a man who does not make me want to hide, and a title that reminds everyone that I am a business mountain that cannot be climbed. This is not a lot to ask."

###### \[Photo: Evan Agostini/Invision/AP/REX/Shutterstock, Kristina Bumphrey/StarPix/REX/Shutterstock, Andrew H. Walker/REX/Shutterstock\]