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# Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Versace
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-versace/
- Published: 2014-09-10T18:00:45.000Z
- Updated: 2014-09-10T15:27:45.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Jennifer Lopez in Versace

![Jennifer Lopez in Versace at Fashion Rocks](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-spl838132_029.xml)

Of course. OF COURSE. ([Here it is on the runway, when I predicted a face-off between The Lop and Gaga and Klum](https://www.gofugyourself.com/high-fugshion-versace-couture-2014-07-2014/versace-fall-2014-haute-couture-8?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).)

## Jennifer Lopez

![Jennifer Lopez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-spl839179_035.xml)

I just wanted you to see the size of her hardware. Not a euphemism.

## Jennifer Lopez

![Jennifer Lopez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-spl839206_025.xml)

I like to think she went with the sweatpant-waist so we'd focus on that, and ignore that her shirt has armpit vents.

## Jennifer Lopez

![Jennifer Lopez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-spl838104_011.xml)

"Lovers, do not feel upset. I have one of these for every block."

## Jennifer Lopez

![Jennifer Lopez](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-spl828762_011.xml)

"HAHAHA what am I even wearing? Is it a necktie or a dress? It is both! Look at me, lovers. Bringing things together. I am world peace, lovers."

[Fashion Rocks Fug Carpet: Jennifer Lopez in Versace"HOLA LOVERS. We must talk. Sometimes we learn to live with less, lovers. Times are difficult. I am trying to live without as much sex with that guy whose name I could not ever remember so I just called him Beau, and I must learn to be not so selfless. I give and give and give, lovers, so that you can live and live and live, but sometimes I cannot let you have all of me. And so you will only have East Leg City today. The party is over and Leonardo DiCaprio is bleeding and West Leg is closed. Because sometimes, lovers, I think that you can only cope with half of a Lopez. You can have my metal necktie and my peek of labia and my shoulders that are sculpted from stone and hope, but the buffet is not All You Can Eat tonight. You will devour The Lop and I will keep the Ez for when I need it most. Thank you for understanding, lovers, although shh, you did not have a choice. The Lop owns you." \[Photos: Splash\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-spl838132_029.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-fashion-rocks-versace-09-2014/)