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# Jennifer Lopez Gets Punny in Dubai (and in Balmain)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-gets-punny-in-dubai-11-2017/
- Published: 2017-11-17T17:00:21.000Z
- Updated: 2017-11-17T20:34:22.000Z
- Description: "HOLA LOVERS."
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Balmain, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:55

"HOLA LOVERS. Do you get the brilliance yet? Yes, yes, I know that I am a queen and I make netting look like the finest satin. You do not need to tell me that over and over again. Think about the other part of my genius. I will give you a hint: It's a rhyme. It has to do with Alex and me and how we are a match made in headlines. I mean, Heaven. Keep thinking. ... GIVE UP? I knew it. Prepare yourselves to faint of envy and hit your head on your cardboard cutout of me: We are a New York Yankee and his New York Hanky. I KNOW. You're welcome."

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