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# Well Played, Jennifer Lopez
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-rock-the-kasbah-premiere-10-2015/
- Published: 2015-10-20T19:00:19.000Z
- Updated: 2015-10-22T06:16:37.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

"HOLA LOVERS."

![jennifer lopez rock the kasbah](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/10/gettyimages-493369658.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"What? You did not see this coming? You think that because I am the sun to your universe, and my abs are like stale carbs I bought for show two months ago but never touched, and most of my clothing has windows, and even my mirrors have mirrors, and that my spirit has 20/20 vision for your soul, that I am not *serious*? That I do not sometimes need glasses? Lovers, I have to have one flaw. And I need to *read*, lovers. I am hungry. I read the price tag on this coat, and the instructions on the razor I am going to give to Bruce Willis so that he goes bald again because there is no other way for him and he needs to admit it. I read *People's* Most Beautiful issue the time I was in it and I think it stopped printing after that because I never saw another one. I read every single word anyone wrote about Bangfleck and his nanny because that is SOCIAL JOURNALISM. I read *The New York Times* crossword. I read *Physics For Future Presidents.* What has five letters and cannot be contained by down or across because you do not have this body if regular physics applies to you?

![jennifer lopez rock the kasbah](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/10/FFN_RAM_RockTheKasbah_Prem_101915_51883495-2.jpg "Jennifer Lopez")

"That's right. LOPEZ. I win again."

\[Photos: Fame/Flynet\]