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# Jennifer Lopez Will Not Be Outdone By Lil' Kim Today
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jennifer-lopez-will-not-be-outdone-by-lil-kim-today-04-2017/
- Published: 2017-04-28T16:00:49.000Z
- Updated: 2017-04-28T21:25:33.000Z
- Description: If J.Lo is ever going to win Fug Madness, this might be what does it.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: WTF, Julien Macdonald, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:51

"HOLA LOVERS. ... What. What is it. Have you not seen a superstar's waxed labia drizzled in nylon and woven tar strings? Where have you BEEN? Does your cave not have WiFi?

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2017/04/GettyImages-674218974-1493387827.jpg "Billboard Latin Music Awards - Show")

"Ugh, what NOW? You haven't seen a superstar performer -- who will CHANGE YOUR LIFE -- decide she likes her first dress but has to perform and needs three extra square inches of pelvic cover and also some sparkle? REALLY?? I cannot with you. This is 2017, lovers, and this is not FarmersOnly.com. This is LopezOnly.gov, and *my* bill is *law*."

\[Photo: Getty\]