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# Jessica Alba Is Making the Rounds
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/jessica-alba-is-making-the-rounds-06-2024/
- Published: 2024-06-05T18:00:11.000Z
- Updated: 2024-06-05T00:23:37.000Z
- Description: Why? Who knows. (Don't worry, I looked it up.)
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

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Okay! I found out what she's promoting: a movie called *Trigger Warning*. Netflix says that she "plays an elite Special Forces commando who returns home and soon has to fight for her life." Sure! I also learned, in looking this up, tha[t she recently stepped down from her role in Honest Company;](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/actress-honest-jessica-alba-steps-down-fantastic-four/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io) if I were her, I'd take all that money and just retreat to a resort town *forever*, you would never see nor hear from me again. Good for her if she still wants to act, though! Some people like to work. I personally like to LAZE.

Let's look at some outfits. To me, she's still styled like a Relatable Mom You'd Buy Diaper Cream From, and not so much Actress Playing Elite Commando, but these things take time to re-establish.

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