Jessica Alba Making the Rounds

NEW YORK, NY - JUNE 3: Jessica Alba is seen on June 3, 2024 in New York, New York. (Photo by MEGA/GC Images)

Haul out the REASONABLE klaxon! This is nice! It's fine! I'm not mad! She looks mildly rich and perfectly normal!

This is not a major tragedy but I kinda hate those sneakers with the pants this length. This is a tough line to walk and I think she's....tripping over it, metaphorically?

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - JUNE 04: Jessica Alba visits SiriusXM Studios on June 04, 2024 in New York City. (Photo by Theo Wargo/Getty Images)

This, too, is normal and fine -- although I don't know that I think these barrel-shaped jeans are really going to happen on civilians. Why are jeans so confusing now?!